Friday, June 15, 2007

Team Wins NBA Championship

SOMEWHERE (AP) - One of the teams that plays professional basketball won the National Basketball Association (NBA) championship at some point this month. A team of large, athletic individuals appeared elated to win the once coveted trophy. The most marketable player on the team was named Most Valuable Player (MVP) of the NBA Finals.

The Mayor of the City that is home to the champions is also hoping that his City has a hockey team that might have won the Stanley Cup last week. At a press conference to congratulate the championship team, the Mayor announced that he has never witnessed a more exciting Super Bowl.

The television network that hosted the finals proudly announced that ratings eclipsed a Laverne & Shirley marathon in Milwaukee. Neilsen ratings reported the deciding game of the NBA Finals received slightly less viewership than a video featuring a Jay-Z remix of Rosie O'Donnell squabbling with Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

1 comment:

Russian Mobster said...

Hey, you are very funny. As the only alien ever to come to this city other than those that illegally come to San Antonio 1.5 hours down below, I must say that this city is obcessed with the only professional team they got. Hockey, are you kidding me. They close down the city as soon as the temperature drops below 60 and everyone is encouraged to sit on their asses and not work. No wonder it is the 2nd largest city in the US, and I do not mean in terms of population. The only professional team they can possibly qualify for in the future would be some sort of obesity league. They are already in second place, they might as well compete for the champinoship. Anyway, just an observation of an innocent legal immignrat who is stuck here for another 6 months. But hey, Eva Longoria looked so fucking hot on the riverwalk yesterday. Yummy.