Friday, June 22, 2007

Queens of the Stone Age Reject Arranged Marriage to Kings of Leon










LOS ANGELES
(AP) - Rock and roll royalty suffered a severe blow this week when the Queens of the Stone Age publicly rejected their arranged marriage to the Kings of Leon. Although it has yet to be confirmed, rumors have circulated that the Kings of Leon were seen kissing a 'Taper Jean Girl', instead of wanting to 'Make it Wit Chu' with fiance Queens of the Stone Age.

Queen Latifah, Maid of Honor for the Queens of the Stone Age, claimed that although 'Latifah Has Had It Up 2 Here' with the media circus surrounding the planned wedding, she will treat the Queens of the Stone Age as any other 'Little Sister' would. After being asked when the Queens of the Stone Age would be dating again, Latifah replied, "No One Knows."

On behalf of the Kings of Leon, Prince released a statement to the press. In the press release, Prince noted that the Kings of Leon always believed that the Queens of the Stone Age were only in the relationship to drive their prized 'Little Red Corvette'. The statement affirmed that, due to the emotional impact of the canceled wedding, the Kings of Leon were planning to take an absence from their current tour in 'Arizona'.

1 comment:

Jamie said...

Enjoyed the articles for my Friday 10am toilet break.....to make things easier, could you have a button that says "print" which automatically prints the pages. Its a pain in the ass having to copy and paste int a word document.....as an enhancement, if it printed directly onto toilet paper, then i could read it and wipe my bum with the same paper, thus doing my bit for the solar system.....