Monday, June 18, 2007

Al Qaeda Graduation, A Real Blast

WASHINGTON DC (AP) - June, the month to celebrate both Dad and Grads, just got a little more celebratory when al Qaeda released a new videotape revealing a graduation ceremony for suicide bombers. The culmination ceremony, an event that commends students for thoroughly hating the United States of America, Jews, and shaving, was cut short when class clown Ali Rahim replaced Dean Abdul Siddiqui's whoopie cushion with a land mine.

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