Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Confessions of a Doctor




Confessions of a Doctor by Irv Levine, M.D.

After saving three lives today, I called the Department of Motor Vehicles to change my license plate to "LYFESVR". It turns out that some fucking paramedic was already using this vanity plate. I spent a lot more time in school than he did, so I showed up to his office and gave him a beat down.

Dr. Levine is an egomaniacal radiologist who has as much contempt for the hippocratic oath as he does you. He resides in Scottsdale, Arizona. He is better than you.

2 comments:

guess who? said...

but did you get the plate? If not, then maybe you should go back and beat his ass down again

Dr. Irv Levine said...

Of course I got the plate, I am better than a paramedic! I'm a real fucking doctor, not some community college kid who is trying to pick up chicks by telling them he is a paramedic. Don't you read this blog? I am better than you!