Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Confessions of a Doctor

Confessions of a Doctor by Irv Levine, M.D.

I save all of my sick days to watch marathon's of the television show House. It's like knowing someone out there was documenting my life and broadcasting it to the world to show people the overwhelming size of my heart.

Dr. Levine is an egomaniacal radiologist who has as much contempt for the Hippocratic Oath as he does you. He resides in Scottsdale, Arizona. He is better than you.


JK said...

Dr. Levine, your friend Scoob's uncle is the director of House. You should talk to him about a cameo

Dr. Irv Levine said...

Who is JK? Just kidding? Is this another one of those just kidding posts that gets my hopes up and then I found out you are actually a dude. If so, I want you to know that I'm tired of your shit and you should never come to me if you need your life saved.