TV Gets Worse: Larry King Interviews Himself

LOS ANGELES (NB) - In what continues to be an unfortunate month for television, CNN's Larry King was forced to interview himself after his guest walked off his show.

Declining to answer King's questions, Dr. Jan Adams, the physician who operated on Kanye West's mother the day before she passed away, abruptly ended what was sure to be another unbearable interview with Larry King. Dr. Adams stated that he would respect the wishes of the West family and not conduct the interview on national television. As a consequence, Larry King attempted to interview himself for the remainder of the program.

King proceeded to conduct an interview that reminded many of his June interview with the remaining Beatles. King asked, "Barry where were you when your mother died?" King then answered his own questions after taking the time to run over to the other side of his interview table. King responded, "My name is actually Larry." Before having the opportunity to answer his own question, King blurted out, "Are you fearless Harry?"



The interview continued to deteriorate as King seemed unfamiliar with his own resume. Recalling this month's interview with Jerry Seinfeld, King asked himself, "How long have you been embarrassing yourself on MSNBC?" With exasperation King responded, "I am not fearless, but it is tough to make me flustered."



In related news, CNN will spend Thanksgiving being thankful that Anderson Cooper's level of hotness negates Larry King's lack of journalistic integrity.