Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Confessions of a Doctor

Confessions of a Doctor by Irv Levine, M.D.

After I spent last week lobbying Comedy Central to cancel that awful show Mind of Mencia, I flew home this weekend. On the plane, my flight attendant Lisa informed the passengers that in the event of an emergency, women and children would exit the plane first.

What a bunch of bullshit. I wonder which lawyer came up with that ridiculous policy. What good are women and children without a doctor to save their lives?

In fact, I think the Titanic had so few survivors because women and children were given priority during evacuation. After all, it is common knowledge that children aren't doctors.

Dr. Levine is an egomaniacal radiologist who has as much contempt for the Hippocratic oath as he does you. He resides in Scottsdale, Arizona. He is better than you.


Fanclub President said...

Dr. Irv Levine could use to learn something from that flight attendant. She sounds like a moral exemplar...

TinglingInJersey said...

Dr. Levine,

I know its not your specialty but I could use some help. Sometimes when I am sitting at my desk I get tingling pains down my right leg. It only happens at work and only when I'm sitting down. Any ideas?