Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter there. Nor shall that little child enter the house of Britney Spears, for it be K-Fed who is ever so responsible in a choice between Satan and Lucifer.
Despite his messianic status, Jesus is extremely frustrated that he has yet to be cast in MTV's The Real World. Consistently rejected by MTV for not being hip enough, Jesus has reinvented himself as Pop Culture Jesus in one final attempt to be a Real World cast member.
* Photograph taken by Lindsey Caplan
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Pop Culture Jesus
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Labels: britney spears, humor, Jesus, kevin federline, pop culture, satire
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Pop Culture Jesus
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; tape yourself crying about Britney Spears on YouTube and you shall conquer.
Despite his messianic status, Jesus is extremely frustrated that he has yet to be cast in MTV's The Real World. Consistently rejected by MTV for not being hip enough, Jesus has reinvented himself as Pop Culture Jesus in one final attempt to be a Real World cast member.
* Photograph taken by Lindsey Caplan
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