Hot diggity! I haven't seen curves that impressive since I last witnessed the light curve of an eclipsing binary star.
Wow...Are those things real? Your rack is totally defying Newton's law of gravitation, it appears your breasts are sagging at 8.8 m/s2, instead of the usual 9.8 m/s2. Very impressive!
Is your Dad a physicist? Because you are giving me an equal and opposite reaction in my pants.
Um...I am not that good at talking to girls.
Neil Wendall is Vermont's most eligible astrophysicist bachelor. If you can help him find love, leave a comment.
